Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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