i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
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