He asked to "fluff my boner.."
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
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