ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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