The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
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I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
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we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
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