He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I just cut my nipple shaving
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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