What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Porn is love you can see.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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