We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I am mentally ready for anal.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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