She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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