I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
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