I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
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