Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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