WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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