Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
