:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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