spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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