i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
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