Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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