Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
he laminated a picture of his dick.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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