"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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