Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I need to calm my uterus...
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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