YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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