so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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