So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
Randomize
