Sry I called you an 8
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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