God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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