so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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