Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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