What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
Randomize
