dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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