Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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