is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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