CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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