I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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