There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
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