YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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