at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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