Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Come share oat with me in your robe
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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