the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I had to cum in my sink.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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