yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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