You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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