Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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