She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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