i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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