He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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