Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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