He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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