I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
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