did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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