You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
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